The Cat's Meow

caywood sleep disorders clinic--

Ruby is waging a one feline campaign to abolish human sleep. Scratching to get out, scratching to get back in, meowing constantly, meowing in a random, unfocused way-- she tries it all. And each is effective in its own way.

Internet research reveals that something may be wrong with Ruby. Really?! You're kidding! Cats do not like others to know when they are under the weather, so they may exhibit no other symptoms when ill... only meowing. Unfortunately, cats also meow when they are feeling fine, as we have confirmed with a visit to Tburg's Bippity Boppity Boo Veterinary Clinic (where fairy godmothers daylight).

If anyone out there in our vast reading audience knows how to stop the madness, operators are standing by!

Otherwise, we'll be tuned to the All Night Ruby Show until further notice.