Community Voice

caywood station --

News and notes from this week's Pennysaver:

"There are two families with the names that begin with the letter 'H' that should stay home from Bingo more often so someone else can win once in awhile."

You know who you are, H. Both of you.

"To the lady looking for a Gregg Shorthand book, would you please leave your number in this column again. I have several of them."

We don't often brag about it, but we're on the cutting edge of technology here in the Finger Lakes.

"If Owego is such a cool town, why are there so many complaints in the Readers' Column?"

Yeah!

"This is for Tioga ding-a-ling - the Obama care plans now number five plans and are working their way through the house and senate and changing daily. I suggest you take course in government. You need it. You are delusional. You don't have a clue!"

Take that, Tioga ding-a-ling. Tough to argue with that kind of logic.

"I see that there's two outside bathrooms, or port-a-johns, so to speak, at the end of the grandstands for the haunted house. Why don't we be proactive and leave those there all winter. They are halfway between the skateboard park and where the kids will do ice hockey. That way our fairgrounds won't turn into an outside commode. What do you think? Is this a good idea?"

No.