Cows, Clouds, and Chemicals

en route-- Our friends at DWC did so much to ensure that we would never have a moment of boredom during our journey. Among the many treasures found within the magical red Igloo cooler of travel essentials was a deck of cards with thumbnail of each of the 50 states. We studied these with vigor, but also decided that some all of the states we passed through could use some help spiffing up their mottos...

New State Slogans from K & A Communications Consultants

NEVADA: "Please send water"

UTAH: "We hate you"
alt: "Don't bother stopping for the Salt Lake"
alt: "Got kids?"

WYOMING: "Is anyone home?"
alt: "No NPR"
alt: "Cows, Clouds, and Chemicals"

"Are We Still In" NEBRASKA

SOUTH DAKOTA: "We're not Nebraska"

IOWA: "Please visit. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease."

INDIANA: "Haha, you're in Indiana!"

OHIO: "Oh no, Ohio."